A package that started as a joke, based on this mastodon toot by Kelly Bodwin, asking what a package called {aperol} would do, and the subsequent suggestion by Nick Tierney that it should deliver praise, which I ran with.
{aperol} gives you praise, but as if from someone tipsy or drunk. Specifically, it generates some praise using the {praise} package and garbles it. aperol::tipsy() swaps a subset of words, and aperol::drunk() mixes up the whole affirmation, repeating some words along the way.
As of v0.2.0, there is an aperol::spritz() function, which is a wrapper to any other function (by default devtools::check()) which counts how many times you call it, and offers increasingly garbled praise, the more often you do so in a given time-frame.
Installation
You can install the development version of aperol from GitHub with: